Welcome to the “WTF” Edition of the VNEWS – Click Here if looking on your Mobile Device
Once again we are the only Bookmaker offering Top Fluctuation on every Australian Race Meeting.
Last weekend this included meetings like Cairns, Carnarvon and Casino to name just a few of the weird and wonderful meetings that you can now get Top Fluc.
VJOKE
Two 50 year-old ladies Jayne and Louise had gone for a girls’ night out. Both were very faithful and extremely loving wives, however they were a little over-enthusiastic on the Sav Blanc and the Bacardi Breezers this particular night. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to wee, so they stopped in the cemetery. Jayne had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Louise however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. When the girls had finished their tasks, they went home. The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed very hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, “These girl nights out have to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties on last night!” “That’s nothing,” said the other husband, “Mine came back with a card stuck to her arse that read. From all of us at the Fire Station.
We’ll never forget you.'”
VBIGBET
The biggest winning wager with us last weekend was:
- Flemington R3 – Sovereign Nation $8k at Top Fluc at $2.35 – Credit of $10,800 to the VICBET Client.
And the largest losing wager with us was on a Flemington Race:
- Flemington R5 – Samovare $6k Top Fluc at $2.25 – 2nd – Loss of $6,000 to the VICBET Client.
VBET
This week we have a $200 VBET to win !!
This will go to the punter who gives us the best suggestion or enhancement in regards to our site, either on the Desktop or Mobile. We are always looking at ways on improving our site, so look out for a new and improved version of VICBET by Spring Time! Every other week we have the $100 VBET for anyone that sends a joke that is used, opens an account, refers a friend, has a bet in the previous month, rates the joke by return EMail or sends some feedback about how we can improve the VNEWS….
VBET LAST TIME
The $100 VBET last time went to Jim Calder, he had his FREE $100 VBET on Yogi at Flemington at the Best Tote Odds of $3.30 so $230 jumps in for Jim……..
VMeetings
Despite the fact it’s technically still winter, the racing action has already started to pick up. Can you believe it’s almost Spring time again! As much as we love the AFL and the Grand Final especially, once it’s over all eyes are on Melbourne’s Spring Carnival… This week we see the mighty mare Winx return in the $250k Group 2 Warwick Stakes at Randwick as she looks for her 18th win in a row! We also have the $200k Group 2 P.B Lawrence Stakes at Caulfield, with likely runners resuming their Spring campaigns including Hartnell, Black Heart Bart and Humidor. On Sunday we have the $80k Taree Cup plus we have a very unusual meeting at Ballarat in Victoria. With all 6 races being jumps races! Featuring the $350k Grand National Steeple over 4,500m and the $125k JJ Houlahan Hurdle over 3,200m. And of course we have all the Interstate and Overseas action as always…
VKeeping
As from the first day of Spring September 1, we are planning to be operating 7 days a week in September, October and November….
And given we are the only bookmaker currently offering Top Fluctuation on every Australian Race Meeting then why would you want to bet anywhere else?
VPromotions
This week we have a WTF Promo It will appear as “VNEWS WTF Promo”…..
WTF stands for Wednesday, Thursday and Friday!
This week when you make your first deposit (No Limit) on any or all of these three days, you get an extra 10% added to your deposit on each of Wednesday, Thursday and Friday! (Note: the money needs to be turned over on the day and excludes wagers on odds-on Favs)
VFacts
Feels like Winx hasn’t lost in a decade! And this is not as big an exaggeration as you might think…Her last defeat was in April 2015 in the ATC OAKS – two and a half years and 17 starts ago!
VRefer
Once again your referrals are one of the main sources of Rod and the VICBET Team sourcing new Clients, we appreciate it when we are thought of so we would like to reward you when you introduce someone to us. If anyone introduces a friend & they deposit up to $250 to get their VICBET account going we will add the same amount into your own VICBET account. It takes about two minutes to get the ball rolling……….
VEnd
If you are new to VICBET welcome, if you have misplaced your login details please text or call Rod on 0412-126126..……
If you know anyone that would be interested in a VICBET account, it doesn’t matter if they are a $1 punter or more, everyone is treated equally so please pass on our website details…..
To look at any past edition of the VNEWS , click on the link, there are a few cracking jokes you should read….
Good Luck and Happy Punting.