Welcome to the Caulfield Guineas Edition of the VNEWS…….

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VJOKE

During the wedding rehearsal, Brett the tall, super handsome Groom approaches the Priest with an unusual offer before his wedding. “Look, I’ll give you $5,000 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out.” He passed the minister fifty $100 bills and walked away very satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the Groom’s vows, the Priest looked the young man in the eye and said: “Will you promise to obey your wife Helen’s every wish and command, serve her breakfast in bed every single morning of your life, give her massages on demand, swear eternally before God and your lovely wife Helen that you will not ever even look at another woman as long as you both shall live?” Brett gulped, looked around, and said in a tiny voice, “Yes,” he then leaned toward the Priest and hissed: “I thought we had a deal.” The Priest put the $100 bills back into Brett’s hand and whispered: “We did but Helen made me a much, much better offer.”

VBIGBET  

The biggest winning wager with us last weekend was:

• Gold Coast R10 – $2,000 EW Best Tote at $10.70 Win and $2.90 Place – Credit of $23,200 to the VICBET Client……

And the largest losing wager with us was on a Caulfield Race:

•  Flemington R9 – Charmed Harmony $2,500 EW at $12 – Unplaced – Loss of $5,000 to the VICBET Client.

VBET

This week’s $100 VBET goes to Bill P, thanks for setting up an account Bill this week and introducing your Father-in-Law as well……………

The $100 VBET is given to anyone that sends a joke that is used, opens an account, refers a friend, has a bet in the previous month, rates the joke by return EMail or sends some feedback about how we can improve the VNEWS….

LAST TIME

The $100 VBET last time went to Soren J, he had his FREE $100 VBET on Sir Plush at Randwick at the Top Fluc odds of $3, started $2.25……….

VCOMP

Now for the result of the first VCOMP for this 2017 Spring. Prompt Response v Petition – My pick Petition ran 4th at Flemington last Saturday and the selection by Paul M ran 11th in the Blazer Stakes at Flemington – Winner Rod, sorry Paul. No $100 FREE Bet for Paul M……

This week it is the big one Caulfield Race 8 – Caulfield Guineas. OK we have a new way of trying this for a bit of fun, it is Head to Head……I have Catchy, you can all have Royal Symphony, both are around the the $4-$4.20 mark….Simply reply to the VNEWS that U want Royal Symphony to beat Catchy, it is $2.25/$2, (5/4 in the old language or in other words you get 25% extra) you win you get $125, if you lose you knock off $100……..The limit is $1,000 per VICBET Client…..Once again reply to the VNEWS if keen….Any questions then text Tim Cleary on 0433-339347 as this was his idea, however as a 20 yo he has no idea what 5/4 means……..

VMEETINGS

The clear highlight of the weekend is the Group 1 Caulfield Guineas and with four Group Ones in a row it doesn’t get much better than that……There is a great card of of Racing at Royal Randwick highlighted by The Everest and on Sunday all roads lead to Cranbourne for their Cup Day…….

VKEEPING 

I have two additional features added recently to the VICBET website. You can make a withdraw back to your credit card (not more than you deposited) now and you can cancel a withdrawal request yourself either to your Bank Account or Credit card, this is all done in the Banking Area once you are logged in…..A reminder that any VICBET Clients that are at the Races in Melbourne during the Spring Carnival you are more than welcome to withdraw cash from your account at at our VICBET On Course Stand……

VFEATURE RACING 

All the Feature Races are online including the Melbourne Cup, Caulfield Cup and the Cox Plate on the VICBET website, they are all under the “Feature Races” Tab. Click on the“Sort By” button to sort them by either Name or Dividend….

VPROMOTIONS

This week we have a Caulfield Group 1  Promo…. If you run second to any Favourite in a Caulfield Group 1 this weekend we will give you cash back up to $100. The only catch is there must be a bet in all four Caulfield Group One’s. If you run second to any of the four Final Favs that win then you can collect up to $100 each time …..Note it is for WIN only wagers, equal to the smallest of your four wagers and Cash deposited Clients only….

Make sure you check out all the VICBET Promotions on the website including the VICBET Fixed Odds Guarantee. On the Feature and Pre-Post Races we will match the odds that our competitors are betting. As an example you may want to back Amelie’s Star in the Melbourne Cup, we are currently $13 but if you can see say $14 or more somewhere else then we will match………

VFACTS

The $2m Caulfield Guineas was first run at Caulfield Racecourse in 1881 and has always been run over 1,600 metres. Interestingly it was only during WWII that it left Caulfield for a few years as it was run at Flemington. In recent times Surround (1976) and Red Anchor (1984) have won the Caulfield Guineas/Cox Plate double. Sixteen horses have won the Caulfield Guineas/Victoria Derby double, including Tulloch (1957), Red Anchor (1984) and Mahogany (1993)……

VREFER

Once again your referrals are one of the main sources of Rod and the VICBET Team sourcing new Clients, we appreciate it when we are thought of so we would like to reward you when you introduce someone to us. If anyone introduces a friend and they deposit up to $1,000 (T/O X 2) to get their VICBET account going we will add $500 into your  VICBET account. It takes about two mins to get the ball rolling……….

VEND

If you are new to VICBET in welcome, if you have misplaced your login details please text or call Rod on 0412-126126..……

If you know anyone that would be interested in a VICBET account, it doesn’t matter if they are a $1 punter or more, everyone is treated equally so please pass on our website details…..

To look at any past edition of the  VNEWS , go to rodcleary.com, there are a few cracking jokes that are worth a read and some not so good….

Good Luck and Happy Punting on Caulfield Guineas Weekend…..