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Welcome to the C.F. Orr Stakes Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE Paddy the Irishman goes to America for the very first time, while walking up 5th Avenue he sees … Read More

Welcome to the Christmas Edition of the VNEWS……. Merry Christmas to everyone and Happy New Year……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE After 28 years of marriage, Randall and his wife came for some counseling. When … Read More

Welcome to the VRC Derby Day Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink and sitting there … Read More

Welcome to the Cox Plate Edition of the VNEWS……. Can Winx equal the Mighty Kingston’s Record of three Cox Plates? View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE Billy is getting into the shower just as his wife … Read More

Welcome to the Caulfield Cup Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE Golf Dilemma Randall and Mark K were playing in the Final of the Club Championship Tournament at Royal Melbourne one beautiful … Read More

Welcome to the Caulfield Guineas Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE During the wedding rehearsal, Brett the tall, super handsome Groom approaches the Priest with an unusual offer before his wedding. “Look, … Read More

Welcome to the Turnbull Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE At School Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this … Read More

Welcome to the Underwood Edition of the VNEWS…….CLICK HERE if looking on your Mobile Device VJOKE Randall and his mate Timmsy were walking home from their local Pub in Melbourne the other night and noticed a box … Read More

Welcome to the Makybe Diva Edition of the VNEWS…….CLICK HERE if looking on your Mobile Device VJOKE Marge was cooking a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband Merv, they are both sprightly 90 year-olds and are … Read More

Welcome to the Memsie Stakes Edition of the VNEWS…….CLICK HERE if looking on your Mobile Device We are the only Bookmaker offering Top Fluctuation on every Australian Race Meeting. Last weekend this included meetings like MacKay, … Read More