Welcome to the weekly edition of Rod Cleary’s VNEWS…
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VPROMOS
HUGE week of VICBET VPromos:
Wednesday – Simply, have a Fixed Odds Win Bet on ANY race at Geelong and if your horse runs SECOND, we will refund your stake back as a bonus up to $25. On the Geelong Cup – Race 8, we will extend this offer to $50. As an extra we will extend the run second VPromo to the other Wednesday Meetings tomorrow including Warwick Farm, Ipswich, Mount Gambier, Ascot and also Tauranga (NZ), these are for a bonus of up $10….
Thursday – Greyhound action! The five Metro tracks (Albion Park, Angle Park, Hobart, Mandurah and Sandown Park): Simply, have a Fixed Odds Win Bet on ANY of these races and if your greyhound runs SECOND, we will refund your stake back as a bonus up to $25.
Friday – Simply, have a Fixed Odds Win Bet on ANY race Friday Night at Moonee Valley and if your horse runs SECOND, we will refund your stake back as a bonus up to $50. On the Group 1 Manikato Stakes, we will extend this offer to $100.
Saturday – We have a money back special on every Metro Race around the country (Moonee Valley, Randwick, Doomben, Morphettville and Ascot). Simply, have a Fixed Odds Win Bet on ANY of these races and if your horse runs SECOND, we will refund your stake back as a bonus up to $50. On the Group 1 WS Cox Plate, we will extend this offer to $100!
T & C’s for each of these promos – First WIN bet on each respective race only and VBoost Bets are not eligible.
VFeature – In the Coolmore Stud Stakes, we will offer you Giga Kick (How good was it’s win in the Everest!) at $4 ($3.40 at the moment). Simply reply to the VNEWS or jump on Live Chat and we will get it sorted for you. Expires Midday Saturday 22nd October. (First 50 to apply and Max bet is $500.)
VBIGBETS
Last Saturday the largest winning wager with us was at Randwick:
- Randwick Race 5 – Front Page $5k Fixed at $6 – Credit of $25k.
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VMEETINGS
This week the action begins with the Group Three Geelong Cup tomorrow accompanied by two Listed Races. Then it is all about The Valley, headlined by the Group One Manikato Stakes on Friday night. We are then back again at Moonee Valley on Saturday with two Group Three races, four Group Two Races and the time-honoured Group One Cox Plate. There is also the Sale, St Arnaud, Coonabarabran and Northam Cups…..
VJOKE
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven. Don’t step on the ducks!” So, they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says: “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man.” The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says: “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?’ The guy says: “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.
Good Luck, Stay Safe and Happy Punting.