Welcome to the Stradbroke Edition of the VNEWS….
VJOKE
During his visit to London, Donald Trump met with Queen Elizabeth II, and after bowing gracefully to her, He asked, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government ? Are there any tips you can give me?” “Well,” replied the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Donald frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent ?” The Queen took a sip of tea and said, “Oh, that’s easy Donald. You just ask them to answer a riddle.” Seeing the puzzled look on Donald’s face, the Queen said, “Let me demonstrate it for you.” The Queen pushed a button on her intercom and said, “Please send Prime Minister Theresa May in here.” Theresa walked into the room and said, “Yes, Your Majesty?” The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child, It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it ?” Theresa answered, “That would be me.” “Thank you Theresa.” said the Queen. The Queen smiled at The Donald and said, “it’s as simple as that.”Donald returned to the White House and asked Mike Pence the same question. “Mike, I want you to answer this riddle. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?” “I’m not sure,” said Mike. “Let me get back to you on that one.” He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer. The next evening Mike and his wife were dining at a fancy restaurant when he noticed Sarah Palin sitting at another table. Mike walked over to her table and asked, “Sarah, can you answer a riddle for me ? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it ?”Sarah answered, “That would be me !” Mike smiled and said, “Thanks Sarah !”After dinner Mike returned to the White House and met with Donald. Mike said, “I did some research and I found the answer to the riddle.”Donald said, “Fantastic. So, what is the answer ?”Mike replied, “It’s Sarah Palin !”Donald yelled, “No, you idiot ! It’s Theresa May !”
And that, my friends, is what is going on at the White House!
VBIGBET
The biggest winning wager with us last weekend was:
• Doomben R8 – Bonnie O’Reilly $8k WIN at TF $2.20 ($2 Best Tote) – Credit of $12k to the VICBET Client…
And the largest losing wager with us was on an Adelaide Favourite:
• Morphettville R2 – Pretty Punk $10k at $2.40 Fixed – ran second….
VBET
The $100 VBET this upcoming weekend goes to Bill Wright, thanks for opening an account last week Bill. Anyone that sends a joke that is used, opens an account, refers a friend, has a bet in the last week, rates the joke by return EMail or sends some feedback about how we can improve the website or the VNEWS is eligible.…….
VBET LAST TIME
The $100 VBET last time went to Owen Blacker for supplying the joke, he had his $100 on Scapa Cove at TF the Place at Flemington, ran unplaced…….
VMeetings
This weekend is a massive few days of racing. Starting with Day One of the Swan Hill Carnival on Friday, headed by the Golden Topaz. On Saturday the highlight is the time honoured $1.5 Million Stradbroke meeting conducted at Doomben this year over 1,350m due to the terrible state of the Eagle Farm Track… The support card includes the Group 1 Queensland Derby for 3yo’s. On Sunday we have the final Day of the Swan Hill Carnival with the Swan Hill Cup and all the interstate venues plus all the overseas twilight action from Sha Tin (HK) and Singapore. On Monday we have Metropolitan Public Holiday action from Warwick Farm in Sydney and the Melbourne meeting at Mornington. All the racing venues from Thursday through to Saturday are online now, the Feature races are highlighted in the Group Races Tab down the left side of the VICBET website…..
VKeeping
As always, the easiest way to access all Featured Racing (listed race or better) is in our Group Races Tab on the left hand side on the VICBET home page. Alternatively within the VNEWS you can hit any race highlighted in blue and go directly from the VNEWS to the race betting! Also please make sure you give yourself plenty of time before a race to get your bet on the bet slip and hit confirm so you know your bet is on.
VPromotions
In Melbourne we regularly have four seasons in one day… Here at VICBET we have 4 Promos in one VNEWS…
Friday Promo : Swan Hill Carnival Day 1 Promo: Turnover $500 (on the Swan Hill Meeting) on Day One in any way you like and win lose or draw we will add 10% of your turnover to your account by Saturday morning! Eg turnover $500 get $50 Credited. Turn over $1,000 get $100 (Max bonus $100 and for Cash Deposited Customers, excludes bets on Favs)
Saturday Promo : Stradbroke Handicap : Run 2nd to the favourite Clearly innocent and get a refund of your win bet (up to $200)
Sunday Promo : Swan Hill Cup pays to 4th! : Have an Each Way bet in the Swan Hill Cup and if you run 4th we will refund your place bet up to $200!
Monday Public Holiday Promo: Monday Madness! Turn over $500 (or more on any venue) any way you like and win lose or draw we will add 10% of your turnover to your account by Tuesday morning! Eg turnover $500 get $50 Credited. Turn over $1,000 get $100 credited (Max bonus $100 and for Cash Deposited Customers, excludes bets on Favs). All Credits will appear as “VNEWS Promo”…..
VFacts
This is now the second time the Stradbroke Hcp will be run at Doomben. The Last Cox Plate winner to come out of this race was in 1997 with Dane Ripper for the legendary Bart Cummings. And considering Winx isn’t running, we probably won’t have this year’s Cox Plate winner in it either! The last back to back winner of the race was in 2008-09 with Black Piranha. Again we have no defending champion this year with Under the Louvre not making it to the race. When the event was last run at Doomben over 1,350m Srikandi was victorious from barrier one in 2015.
VRefer
Once again your referrals are one of the main sources of Rod and the VICBET Team sourcing new Clients, we appreciate it when we are thought of so we would like to reward you when you introduce someone to us. If anyone introduces a friend & they deposit up to $250 to get their VICBET account going we add the same amount into your own VICBET account. It takes about two to three minutes to get the ball rolling……….
VEnd
Any questions at all then simply call the office TOLL FREE 1300-126126 (24/7), Rod on his mobile (0412-126126), EMail or Facebook message. Finally if you are new to VICBET welcome……If you know anyone that would be interested in a VICBET account, it doesn’t matter if they are a $1 punter or more, everyone is treated equally so please pass on our website details…..
To look at any past VNEWS editions go to rodcleary.com.
Good Luck and Happy Punting over the Queens Birthday Weekend.