Welcome to the Updated VNEWS………I hope you like it….
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VBET
The $100 VBET this week goes to Mark Walker, thanks for opening an account last week Mark………
Anyone that opens an account, refers a friend or sends some feedback about how we can improve the website or the VNEWS is eligible each week…….
VBET Last Time
Last weekend Jim Walsh spent his $100 VBET on the Race 7 Caulfield winner – Black Heart Bart at the TF odds of $2.20 (Started $2)….Nice little prize of $120 jumps into Jim’s VICBET internet account…..
VBigBet
Last Saturday was a small winning day for VICBET, some of the winning wagers in each venue included:
- Caulfield R7 – Black Heart Bart $6k Pre-Post Fixed @$2.30 (Was $2.20 into $2)
- Rosehill R6 – Sir Bacchus $3k BT @$3.30
- Doomben R5 –La Spiaggia $2k Fixed @$4.80 (Was $5.50 into $4.40)
- Morphettville R7 – Ferro Nero $600 BT @$9
- Belmont – Races Abandoned
- The biggest losing bet for the weekend with VICBET that missed was:
Caulfield R7 # 6 Tashbeeh $500 EW @$61 (Close Fourth)
VJoke
Paddy, the Irish Wrestler
A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler’s trainer came to him and said ‘Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. It ties you up in knots. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished.’ The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.
He couldn’t watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked ‘How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!’
The wrestler answered ‘Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.’ The trainer exclaimed ‘That’s what finished him off?’ Paddy replied, ‘Not really. You’d be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts.
VMeetings
Next weekend as the Spring Carnival draws closer we are operating on the Group 2 McEwan Stakes Meeting at Moonee Valley with Group 2 and 3 Racing action also hotting up at Randwick… During the week we are operating at Sandown on Wednesday, Pakenham on Thursday and the Wyong Cup Meeting on Friday along with all the other available venues…
VKeeping
Odds v Evens Betting is available on all Fixed Odds Races……………We were the first Bookie in Australia to offer this type of betting and have the most competitive odds of all that offer it…………
VFeature Racing
This upcoming Saturday there is Group 2 Racing at Moonee Valley and at Randwick there are five Group races……..Early “Pre-Post” Fixed odds will be available at 8am on Thursday morning…………..
VPromotions
VICBET FIVE BETS for the cost of FOUR……… Have FIVE bets up to $100 each at the SAME time before the first main race for the day & we will give you the fifth bet for FREE, no Catch………(Note: Odds-on chances not included in the five and it is your first 5 bets for the day)
For more info on this and other Promotions CLICK HERE:
VFact
Did you know the Dato’ Tan Chin Stakes was formerly known as the John F. Feehan Stakes. John Feehan was the original landowner of exactly where Moonee Valley Racecourse is located today. It as a WFA race over 1,600 metres and was renamed in 2005 after the Malaysian Entrepreneur & racehorse owner who has always been closely affiliated with the late “Cups King” Bart Cummings…..This year the 9 y-o “The Cleaner” is going for three wins in a row to equal the record for this race set by Shorengro who won in 1968-1970……
VEnd
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Good Luck and Happy Punting this last week of August………….Spring is in the Air………….