Welcome to the “Horse’s Birthday” Edition of the VNEWS….Click Here if looking on your Mobile Device
Once again we are the only Bookmaker offering Top Fluctuation on every Australian Race Meeting.
Last weekend this included meetings like Roma, Coonabarabran, Darwin and Devonport to name a few.
VJOKE
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Kings Cross in Sydney. It was pouring rain and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings trying to stay dry. “Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth? They’re hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.” The little boy’s eyes get wide and he says, “Is that true Mom?” His mother, glaring hard at the taxi driver, answers “Yes.” After a few minutes the kid asks, “Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?” She said, “They all become taxi drivers!”
VBIGBET
The biggest winning wager with us last weekend was:
- Rosehill R6 – Vaucluse Bay $5k at the Fixed Odds of $3.30 – Credit of $11,500 to the VICBET Client.
And the largest losing wager with us was on a Doomben Race:
- Doomben R1 – Seeking Asylum $3k EW Fixed at $6 – unplaced – Loss of $6,000 to the VICBET Client.
VBET
The $100 VBET this upcoming weekend goes to Jim Calder, thanks for opening an account Jim. Anyone that sends a joke that is used, opens an account, refers a friend, has a bet in the previous month, rates the joke by return EMail or sends some feedback about how we can improve the VNEWS is eligible.
VBET LAST TIME
The $100 VBET last time went to Rob Kozlovski, he had his FREE $100 VBET on a few selections at the recent Sandown Mid Week Meeting, unfortunately no return for Rob……..
VMeetings
Things are cranking up towards the Spring. On Saturday we have the Group 2 Missile Stakes from Randwick and then on Sunday there is the Group 3 Bletchingly Stakes at Sandown after the meeting was postponed halfway due to the 110 km/hr winds last Saturday…..
VKeeping
Always check your “Pending Bets” in your VICBET account, a quick way to not be disappointed if you have made an error, I know I make plenty….
VPromotions
This week we have a VLOAD Promo after the last VNEWS Promo saw $4,500 drop into Clients accounts as free bets. So this week between now and the last race on Sunday Evening your first credit card deposit will have 20% added up to it up to a MAX of $100. Deposit $500 and you get $100 for free, $600 to bet with (note again it is the first deposit for the week and only once). It will appear as “VNEWS VLOAD Promo”…..
VFacts
So why is the Horses Birthday celebrated on August 1st in the Southern Hemisphere. Simple one, it is so that their ages can be standardized for comparison purposes and is linked to the timing of the breeding season. It is January 1st in the Northern Hemisphere……
VRefer
Once again your referrals are one of the main sources of Rod and the VICBET Team sourcing new Clients, we appreciate it when we are thought of so we would like to reward you when you introduce someone to us. If anyone introduces a friend & they deposit up to $250 to get their VICBET account going we will add the same amount into your own VICBET account. It takes about two minutes to get the ball rolling……….
VEnd
If you are new to VICBET welcome, if you need your login details please text or call Rod on 0412-126126..……
If you know anyone that would be interested in a VICBET account, it doesn’t matter if they are a $1 punter or more, everyone is treated equally so please pass on our website details…..
To look at any past edition of the VNEWS , click on the link, there are a few cracking jokes you should read….
Good Luck and Happy Punting.