Welcome to the Makybe Diva Edition of the VNEWS…….CLICK HERE if looking on your Mobile Device
VJOKE
Marge was cooking a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband Merv, they are both sprightly 90 year-olds and are married for over 60 years. Suddenly Merv bursts into the kitchen of their Cheltenham Home in suburban Melbourne. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’ Marge stared at him with a glare. ‘What in the world is wrong with you Merv? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs after over six decades of Marriage to you?’ Merv calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.’
VBIGBET
The biggest winning wager with us last weekend was:
- Gold Coast R7 – Mister Calypso $1,500 EW at $16 – Credit of $28,125 to the VICBET Client…….
And the largest losing wager with us was on a Flemington Race:
- Moonee Valley R5 – Houtzen $7,500 Fixed at $2.50 – 3rd – Loss of $7,500 to the VICBET Client.
VBET
This week’s $100 VBET goes to John Walton, thanks for your continued patronage John………..
Every other week we have the $100 VBET for anyone that sends a joke that is used, opens an account, refers a friend, has a bet in the previous month, rates the joke by return EMail or sends some feedback about how we can improve the VNEWS….
VMEETINGS
We are operating SEVEN days a week now, that means the Top Fluc is available every meeting. So you are aware, the TF will disappear 25 mins before the scheduled starting time for the Metro race and 20 mins for the Provincial race. Some people have asked me thinking that they needed to put all their Metro bets on 25 mins before race 1, that is not correct. It is the actual race in question when it disappears. If there is a race at 5pm race at Randwick then the TF will disappear at 4:35pm…….
On Friday this week there are four Group Three races at Newcastle including the Newcastle Gold Cup. Then all the weekend action is highlighted by the Group 1 Makybe Diva Stakes at Flemington and the Group 1 George Main Stakes at Randwick (Winx is currently about $1.13)…..
VKEEPING
This might be of assistance to some VICBET Clients. Two things that I thought I would mention are firstly if you deposit via a Credit/Debit Card I have set-up in the Banking area where I can refund money straight back onto the Card that you used. Secondly I have a weekly deposit limit set-up for anyone that would like to use it, it will be online in the next few days or I can add in for you. With the Pre-commit limit the week commences from when you say you would like X amount weekly deposit limit added……….On the Home Page I have added the next two races to go with the top ten in the betting appearing, it will always be the Fixed Odds that are showing….
VFEATURE RACING
All the Feature Races including the Melbourne Cup, Caulfield Cup and the Cox Plate to name a few are up and live now on the VICBET website, they are all under the “Feature Races” Tab. The Group Races that are to be run within the next 4-5 days will appear under a separate Group Races Tab……….
VPROMOTIONS
This week we have a Makybe Promo….
This weekend when you have a WIN bet on the Group One Makybe Diva Stakes and run second to Hartnell (The Current $1.90 Fav) then we will refund your stake up to $100………
VFACTS
The Makybe Diva Stakes which was originally called the Craiglee Stakes was first run in 1948, it changed its race name in 2007 and hit Group One status in 2013. It is now dedicated to the only horse to have won three Melbourne Cups…..
VREFER
Once again your referrals are one of the main sources of Rod and the VICBET Team sourcing new Clients, we appreciate it when we are thought of so we would like to reward you when you introduce someone to us. If anyone introduces a friend and they deposit up to $300 (T/o X2) to get their VICBET account going we will add the same amount into your own VICBET account. It takes next to no time to get the ball rolling……….
VEND
If you are new to VICBET in recent times welcome, if you have misplaced your login details please text or call Rod on 0412-126126..……
If you know anyone that would be interested in a VICBET account, it doesn’t matter if they are a $1 punter or more, everyone is treated equally so please pass on our website details…..
To look at any past edition of the VNEWS , go to rodcleary.com, there are a few cracking jokes that are worth a read….
Good Luck and Happy Punting.