Welcome to the Christmas Edition of the VNEWS…….
Merry Christmas to everyone and Happy New Year…….
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VJOKE
After 28 years of marriage, Randall and his wife came for some counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in all the years they had been married. On and on and on she went, these included neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time the therapist stood up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as Randall watched with quite a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a complete daze. The therapist turned to Randall and said, “This is exactly what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”
“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays………….. But not Fridays sorry as I fish with my best Mate Fitzy…….
VBIGBET
The biggest winning wager with us last weekend was at Rosehill:
- Rosehill R8 – Drachenfels $3k Fixed at $4.40 – Credit of $10,200 to the VICBET Client……..
And the largest losing wager with us was in the Pakenham Cup:
- Pakenham R7 – Oncidium Ruler $6k Best Tote (Third) – Loss of $6,000 to the VICBET Client……
VBET
This week’s $100 VBET goes to Nick K, thanks for setting up an account Nick…………
The $100 VBET is given to anyone that sends a joke that is used, opens an account, refers a friend, has a bet in the previous month, rates the joke by return EMail or sends some feedback about how we can improve the VNEWS….
VH2H – Head to Head Betting
We have introduced a new type of wagering with VICBET – Head 2 Head Betting. This is in groups of two and three and the easiest way to explain it is like this, your selection needs to simply beat the other one or two home in the final finishing order and you take the Fixed Odds on offer at the time of the wager. This option is situated at the base of each race page. We will try and pick the most even groups but you are welcome to suggest a group of two or three that you might like a wager on and we will put online for you, text Tim Cleary – 0433-339347. Put in simple terms it is like a mini-race within a race. If Horse X finishes 4th and Horse Y finishes 6th, you win if you picked Horse X, you lose if you chose Horse Y ……..Note similarly like the Odds v Evens and the Fav v Field Betting options this is a fluctuating market……….Check out the VPROMO below….
VMEETINGS
All the Group One’s are over for 2017, but there is still one Group 2 which is the Villiers Stakes this Saturday at Randwick and four Group 3’s for the remainder of this Festive Month……..
VKEEPING
We have added some extra FAQ’s in the last month about items that Clients have asked us about. Anything extra you think we should add in there please let us know…………
VFEATURE RACING
The Melbourne Cup 2018 odds are up on the VICBET website along with many other Feature Races, if you are game this far out……..Equal Favs at $21 are Johannes Vermeer and Rekindling, first and second this year. If anyone is interested we are happy to offer $26 now for either of the Favs up to a $1k wager……Remember although it is an “All-In” wager, if your selection is not nominated for the Cup then you get your money back……….
VPROMOTIONS
With the introduction of Head 2 Head Betting we have a VICBET H2H Promo, have three H2H bets on the same day and the third one is free up to $100. The FREE amount will be the average of the three H2H bets, you may have $35, $50 and $65 on your H2H selections then U get a credit of $50. In your three H2H bets you must have one in a group of two and also one in a group of three………….
Text Tim on 0433-339347 after the third bet so your account can be credited…….It will appear as VICBET H2H PROMO.
VREFER
Your referrals are one of the main sources of us sourcing new Clients, we would like to reward you when you introduce a family member or friend to us. If anyone introduces a friend and they deposit up to $800 (T/O X 3 and excl Odds-On) to get their VICBET account going we will add $400 into your VICBET account. It takes about two-three mins max to get the ball rolling……….
VEND
If you are new to VICBET in the last month welcome, if you have an account and have misplaced your login details please text or call Rod on 0412-126126..……
If you know anyone that would be interested in a VICBET account, it doesn’t matter if they are a $1 punter or more, everyone is treated equally so please pass on our website details…..
To look at any past edition of the VNEWS , go to rodcleary.com, there are a few cracking jokes that are worth a read and some not so good….
Good Luck and Happy Punting at these Pre-Xmas Meetings……