Welcome to next edition of the Updated VNEWS. We are only Horse Racing, no Sports, No Harness & No Greyhounds ……

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VBET

The $100 VBET this week goes to Lou Banner, thanks for the feedback and the rating of the joke last week Lou………
Anyone that opens an account, refers a friend, rates the joke or sends some feedback about how we can improve the website or the VNEWS is eligible each week…….

VBET Last Time

Last weekend Mark Walker spent his $100 VBET on the Moonee Valley Race 6 placegetter – Whispering Brook at the TF odds of $6.50 (Started $5.50)….Unfortunately ran second so no prize jumps into Mark’s VICBET internet account…..

VBigBet

Last Saturday was a winning day for VICBET, some of the winning wagers in each venue included:

• Moonee Valley R2 – Mihany $2k TF @$6
• Randwick R5 – Hartnell $4k Fixed @$2.45
• Eagle Farm R4 –Monster of Energy $2k Fixed @$4.20 (Was $4 TF)
• Morphettville R8 – Galaxy Gazer $1,500 EW Fixed @$6 (Was $6.50 into $4.80)
• Belmont R5 – Falcon Crest $2k Fixed @$3.90
• The biggest losing bet for the weekend with VICBET that missed was:
  Randwick R6 I am A Star $4k Fixed @$5.50

VJoke

The Country Doctor

A young Doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a Doctor who was retiring. The older Doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new Doctor. At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach”. The older Doctor says, “Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you’ve been eating and see if that does the trick?”. As they left, the younger man said, “You didn’t even examine that woman? How’d you come to the diagnosis so quickly?”. “I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed half dozen banana peels and apple cores in the rubbish bin. That was what probably was making her sick.” The younger Doctor said, “Pretty clever. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll try that at the next house”. Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn’t have the energy she once did and said, “I’m feeling terribly run down lately”. “You’ve probably been doing too much for the Church”, the younger Doctor told her. “Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.” As they left, the elder doctor said, “I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she’s very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?”. “I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the vicar under the bed.”

VMeetings

Next weekend as the big Spring Carnival Races draw closer we are operating on the Group 1 Makybe Diva Stakes Meeting at Flemington.  There is also the Group 1 Golden Rose Stakes at Rosehill. During the week we are operating at Sandown on Wednesday, Mornington on Thursday and Geelong on Friday and as always we are operating on all the available venues…

VKeeping

Fav v Field Betting is available on all Fixed Odds Races……………We were the first Bookie in Australia to offer this type of betting and have the most competitive odds of all that do offer it…………

VFeature Racing

This upcoming Saturday there is Group 1  Racing at Flemington and at Rosehill with eight Group races over the two meetings, lots to look forward to……..Early “Pre-Post” Fixed odds will be available at 8am on Thursday morning…………..

VPromotions

VICBET Birthday Bonus…… If it is your birthday let us know & a Bonus for your birthday will be added to your account. Last Saturday, how about this, we gave a VICBET Birthday bonus to a 23 y-o, a 33 y-o & a 43 y-o……..
For more info on this and other Promotions CLICK HERE:

VFact

Did you know the Makybe Diva is the only horse to win three Melbourne Cups in 2003. 2004 & 2005. She is the highest Stakes earner in Australasian Horse Racing history with over $14 million in earnings. She is owned by Port Lincoln Tuna Fisherman Tony Santic & was named after five of his female employees – Maureen, Kylie, Belinda, Diane and Vanessa, by taking the first two letters from each of their names……

VRefer

Your referrals are the primary source of VICBET sourcing new Clients. Please keep us in mind when you next come across someone who is interested in having a wager on the horses this Spring. We are more than happy for a complimentary $50 to be added to any new account to try the system……

VEnd

Any questions about anything at all then simply call TOLL FREE 1300-126126 (24/7), call Rod on his mobile (0412-126126), EMail or Facebook message. Finally if you are new to VICBET welcome……………If you know anyone that would be interested in a VICBET account, doesn’t matter if they are a $1 punter or more, everyone is treated equally please pass on our details…..

Good Luck and Happy Punting on these early Spring Races………..