VICBET VNEWS – STRADBROKE HANDICAP

Welcome to the Stradbroke Handicap Edition of the VNEWS……This newsletter includes the following:

VJoke – Randall has the Stutters?
VBigBets – Biggest winning/losing last Saturday…
VBet – Anthony B is this week’s winner….
VH2H – H2H every race now in Groups of 2 and 3….
VMeetings – Upcoming Group One Races in Brisbane, Stradbroke the Highlight….
VKeeping – BT one NZ Race each Saturday…..
VFeature Racing – 2018 Everest – $7 Trapeze Artist
VPromotions – Stradbroke Promo – EW for 4th and 5th….
VFacts – Stradbroke Hcp…
VRefer – Bonus for a Refer – 50% this week (Again)….
VEnd – Thanks…

VJOKE

Randall goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster with Channel Nine in Melbourne, it is his dream job. The interview went quite well but the trouble was Randall kept winking and stammering. The interviewer said, “Although you have a lot of the brilliant qualities that we are looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you I am sorry.” “Oh, that’s no problem,” said Randall. “If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for about an hour.” “Show me,” said the interviewer. So Randall reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety – ribbed, flavoured, colored and everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking. The interviewer said, “That’s amazing, but I don’t think we could employ someone who’d be womanizing all over the country.” “Excuse me!” exclaimed Randall, “I’m a very happily married man for nearly 30 years, not a womanizer at all!” “Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?” asked the interviewer.
Randall replied, “Have you ever gone into a Pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?”

VBIGBETS

The biggest winning wager with us last Saturday was at Rosehill:

Rosehill R6 – Princess Posh $3k TF at $5.50 – Credit of $13,500 to the VICBET Client……

And the largest losing wager with us was also at Rosehill:

Rosehill R7 – I Am Serious $5k Fixed at $2.25 Pre-Post (Second and started $2) – Loss of $5k to the VICBET Client……

VBET

This week’s $100 VBET goes to Anthony B thanks for opening an account last weekend….

Karl T used his $100 VBET on the Queensland Oaks Winner – Youngstar at the TF Odds of $3.70, he will be very happy with $270 jumping in……

VH2H – Head to Head Betting

Our exclusive Head 2 Head Betting is getting more and more popular and is available seven days a week on every race. Every race now we have a Group of Two which is the Fav v the 2nd Fav, then there is a Group of Three which is the 3rd, 4th and the 5th Favs pitted against each other in their own “Mini-Race” If you would like to nominate a particular H2H in a Group of 2 or 3 in any race then simply text Tim Cleary (0433-339347) and he will put online for you…….The last few weeks we had quite a few people request actual H2H’s for them to wager on, as usual some won and some lost……..

VMEETINGS

All the Group One Racing next Saturday is at Doomben for the Stradbroke Handicap, the Queensland Derby and the JJ Atkins Plate…..Fixed Odds for these Group One Races are online now….

VKEEPING

Each Saturday we will do one race in NZ at the Best Tote, it will be one of the Group Races, keep an eye out if keen on the NZ Races……. …….

VFEATURE RACING

Up on the VICBET website there are lots of Feature Races available including the Melbourne Cup, Cox Plate, Caulfield Cup………….For this week only till Friday anyone can have $7 on Trapeze Artist the Fav to win the Everest…..Currently $4.80……

VPROMOTIONS

VICBET STRADBROKE BONUS – Have an Each Way wager on the Stradbroke and if your selection runs 4th or 5th we will give you back the PLACE portion of the wager up to $100………

VFACTS

The Group One Stradbroke Handicap was first run in 1890 and is the highlight of the Brisbane Winter Carnival. The Race is named after Lord Stradbroke who was a relative of Henry John Rous (1795-1877). Rous was appointed the Public Handicapper in 1855 in England and in this role he devised and introduced the “Weight-For-Age” scale for all Thoroughbred racing that is still in use today.

VREFER

OK this is the part where you as a VICBET Client can get something for nothing. When someone opens an account and you have referred them then we will reward you with a Bonus of up to $500. They open an account and put $500 in, then you get the same in your account for free. TO X 3 for you and excludes Odds-on chances = $1,500 TO……You must turnover the $1,500 in one week from when the Bonus is added……

VEND

If you are new to VICBET welcome, if you have an account and have misplaced your login details, reply here to the VNEWS, text or call Rod on 0412-126126. or FREECALL 1300-126126.……

I will then Email and text the details to you straight away……..

If you know anyone that would be interested in a VICBET account, it doesn’t matter if they are a $1 punter or more, everyone is treated equally so please pass on our website details…..

Good Luck and Happy Punting……